Brittanie, the One-Eyed Cyclops

So today's blog is going to be about the most alarming, hilarious, crazy dream I have ever had in my life.
My dream began in my old room in Laurinburg at my grandma's house. Strangely, my cousin Kanako (who lives in Japan) was there and my twin sister Brittanie was there. When I walked in Kanako had this crazy new technology from Japan (stereotypical right? LOL) and it was basically an eye styler; no, not an eye LASH styler, an EYE styler. It was like a little hand held circular vaccum and if you pressed the button up, it would push your eyeball in and give you an "asian" look and if you pushed it down, it would pull your eyeball out and give you a "western" look (LOL). I definitely thought this was strange but I was like, okay, I guess I have confidence that scientists are smarter than me, so..whats the worst that could happen?

So Brittanie decided she wanted to try out the machine. Well Kanako attached it to her eye, and began pushing her eyeball back. Well of course, what you expect will happen in a dream normally happens; She pushed her eye too far back and you couldn't even see it in the socket anymore. Needless to say Brittanie started freaking out like the one-eyed cyclops in Homer's Odyssey.

It is so funny how, in your dreams, exactly what you imagine would happen next, happens. Brittanie was like "hurry, use the sucker thing and pull my eyeball back out, for real, stop playing!!!" so Kanako attaches it back to her eyeball and sucks as hard as she can. Well...of course, her eyeball came popping out (I couldn't make this up LOL) it was the most disgusting gruesome thing EVER. I started freaking out at this point and thinking (but not saying) Oh my God she is going to be blind!! Oh my God! So Brittanie in a frantic rage begins to shove her eyeball back in as hard as she could. Well somehow, her eyeball ends up in her mouth (yeah, gross I know LOL) and I force myself to wake up at this point, I could not go on with this dream.

I have never had a crazier dream than that. LOL I woke up and looked at a picture of her on my phone to reassure myself that indeed, both eyes were in tact. LOL. Tis my life!